don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
I CAN’T. I CAN’t. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS PERFECT XD
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.